1. First off don’t bathe. Like ever. You need that stench
2. Even if it means you have to cancel a tour because you caught scabies.
3. Wear black all the time because Crass.
4. If possible try and be from Sweden.
5. Or Japan.
6. If you are from Sweden try and sound like bands from Japan
7. And vice versa….I guess?
8. D-beat bands should try and crossover to thrash with more heavy metal influences each album
9. Eventually you will release a straight up heavy metal album.
10. It will be your worst album.